4:26 pm • 2 April 2013 • 430 notes
[This article/blog entry is mostly not about body image. But I liked the quote. And the post itself is well worth a read anyway.]
For those of you struggling to read this (like I did for 10 minutes), her list is as follows:
Susan Calman (one of my favourite comedians) is getting married this weekend!
“Sandi and me sitting on Jeremy’s lap. He loves it.”
|Susan:||I dressed him up quite a lot, because you know I dress up my cats.|
|Sandi:||So often the things that you say worry me.|
|Susan:||Well, you know, it takes a lot of time and effort. The other day I got caught: the Tesco man came with my shopping, and they always try to get in your house. And I don't want them in my house because I've just dressed the cats up. Now, the point is that they give you a two-hour window, so you don't know when they're coming. So you're not going to delay that kind of thing just for the Tesco man, you start anyway. So, he came with my shopping, and I was in my dressing-gown: I opened the door a crack and I said, 'Just leave it there'. And he was quite insistent: he was looking round the door. And he pushed the door and I fell over and the door opened, and all he saw was four cats dressed as policemen. It was Prime Suspect day, and I was Jane Tennison, obviously.|