a day in the life of mark gatiss
- wake up to gay sunshine
- put on some gay clothes
- take a gay shower
- eat some gay breakfast
- go to your gay work where you play gay characters who say and do gay things
- write some gay scripts on your gay laptop with more gay characters who do and say gay things
- have some gay conversations about gay things with some gay people
- think about gay things
- have gay dinner
- watch some gay tv programmes on a gay telly
- brush gay teeth with a gay toothbrush
- go to gay bed
- because he’s gay
- therefore everything he touches is gay as well
- there is nothing about his life or his work that isn’t gay
- and he is the only one responsible for anything gay or anything that could be interpreted as gay in whatever he does
- because he’s gay
- gay is what he is
- gay is what defines him
- his personality is gay
- his writing is gay
- he is gay
- gay
- and that’s AWESOME
- and so much better than all the boring heterosexual lives
12:03 am • 19 February 2012 • 107 notes
