February 2012
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mycroftinsunglasses:
why did moriarty refuse to go to bed
he was resisting a rest
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MARTIN: Douglas, I cannot help but notice you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.
DOUGLAS: Yes. Yes, I have done that. Yes.
MARTIN: Are you about to propose to me?
DOUGLAS: It pains me to break your heart Martin, but no. These are for another man, a Finnish customs officer named Milo, to be exact.
MARTIN: And what does he have that I don’t have?
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I’ll tell you what I’m leaving my children, I’m leaving them a large pile of...
– Sandi Toksvig - The News Quiz (via simon-quinlank)
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