11:45 pm • 2 September 2014 • 2 notes
Sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi)
These small fish look unremarkable most of the time, but when threatened they open their jaws to display their impossibly huge, brightly-coloured mouth.
Sarcastic fringeheads are territorial: rival males will assert their dominance over one another by “mouth wrestling”, which is exactly what it sounds like.
thelilnan replied to your post: reached over to hand my mum something,…
one time i reached over while driving to rub my mom’s shoulder and i punched her in the face
HAND-EYE COORDINATION HEROES
9:34 pm • 2 September 2014 • 2 notes
reached over to hand my mum something, but instead accidentally punched the cigarette she was holding and burnt my knuckle.
6:53 pm • 2 September 2014 • 1 note
“The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous, and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening.”
— Helen Mirren, quoted in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” (via psych-facts)
6:29 pm • 2 September 2014 • 6,871 notes
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
(Source: ds0tm, via bluesigma)
4:30 pm • 2 September 2014 • 116,998 notes
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
3:50 pm • 2 September 2014 • 123,404 notes
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
2:45 pm • 2 September 2014 • 83,044 notes